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porphyrin ([personal profile] porphyrin) wrote2004-01-07 01:08 pm

Whee!

Or at least, that's what medicine always feels like; you're a few steps behind the eight-ball, and if you're lucky, you're a few steps ahead of Impending Doom.

Funny story for the day:

Small child: "MOM! I can see your nipples!" *Squints through plastic sunglasses-type toy*
Mother: "No, honey, you can see my PUPILS." To us, "He gets them confused."
Small child: "But MOM. Your dimples are really big!"
Mother: "No, I don't have dimples. Those are my PUPILS."
Physician: "We'll... uh, we'll just leave you guys to your anatomy lesson."

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