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Ms. Vernon, You Have Created A Monster
And its name is...
NURK.
I bring my kid home seashells from VA Beach, and what does he do but sort through them-- not according to shape, but according to what sort of boat Nurk could make out of them.
I find a caterpillar in my swiss chard, and put it in a jar to show him. He wants to feed it a cheese sandwich and name it Baby.
Ms. Vernon, I salute you.
NURK.
I bring my kid home seashells from VA Beach, and what does he do but sort through them-- not according to shape, but according to what sort of boat Nurk could make out of them.
I find a caterpillar in my swiss chard, and put it in a jar to show him. He wants to feed it a cheese sandwich and name it Baby.
Ms. Vernon, I salute you.
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