Oh, dear god.

[porphyrin]

Got a package from my mother today.l

She sent me a book.

Barry Sears, PhD:  Join the Low-Carb Revolution!  Spend... A WEEK IN THE ZONE!  A quick course in the healthiest diet for you!

Included in the package?

A box of jelly beans.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Honey, if your zone doesn't include your from-scratch birthday cake, it isn't any zone you should be in soon.

[porphyrin.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me, I won't be.

Did I mention that Mike's birthday is the 29th?

S.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

No! Does he like chocolate cake, too? Or rhubarb custard? Or peanut butter fudge? Because those were the things I was thinking of making next week (the cake for sure, the others maybe), but I can sub in something else if those don't suit.

[porphyrin.livejournal.com]

Mike loves both rhubarb custard and peanut butter fudge...