Please Stop me.

[porphyrin]

Put me out of my misery before this becomes a story.  PLEASE.

He's a scarfaced zombie cop possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a time-travelling impetuous mercenary with the power to see death. They fight crime!

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[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

I pulled five of those and want to write all of them. My favorite: He's a benighted sweet-toothed barbarian who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a violent psychic Valkyrie with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Write it!

[katallen.livejournal.com]

::makes puppy dog eyes::

[markgritter.livejournal.com]

Ash & the Undead Ant?

[porphyrin.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Yes, exactly.

[scottjames.livejournal.com]

I dare you to write it.

[matastas.livejournal.com]

The two parts of my brain currently warring:

There are dozens of B-grade, straight-to-video, USA-Network-at-2AM movies that say this is the WORST. IDEA. EVAR.

You could, in all likelihood, do it much better than the meth-addicted screenwriters who came up with said movies.

Ah, what the hell. Give it a shot. Not sure what 'uncanny powers of an insect' means, precisely, but hey. Does the zombie cop rot, like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly?