Please Stop me.

[porphyrin]

Put me out of my misery before this becomes a story.  PLEASE.

He's a scarfaced zombie cop possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a time-travelling impetuous mercenary with the power to see death. They fight crime!

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[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

I pulled five of those and want to write all of them. My favorite: He's a benighted sweet-toothed barbarian who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a violent psychic Valkyrie with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!